Monday, October 29, 2012

Running on empty

Hi, nice to see you. How you feeling? You hungry? Today I missed lunch. I was real hungry. I wrote the word EMPTY onto my grumbly tummy. 

My friend Fat Dan, who didn't miss lunch, told me that it was too political.

I lifted his shirt and wrote FULL on his.
That's all for tonight, it's not good to blog on an empty stomach.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Nice to meat you!

If hotdogs could talk I think we all know what they'd say;
The life-size dogs are acrylic on ceramic and made in 2012. 
These photos were all taken on my phone and underneath bad fluorescent lights, the same kind of lighting you might expect to see real hotdogs waiting under.

I put the dogs onto a wall at uni last night just to see how they'd look. 

It was late and everyone had gone home for dinner. The only person who happened to walk past my yummy welcome was a security guard, although when he did he was looking the other way.
I love the security guards at uni, but even still he made it clear that it was time for me to go.

To keep the hotdogs hot for my journey home I stopped by the microwave on the way out.
That's all I have to say really, I guess I'm feeling a bit like a hotdog myself, I just wanted to say hi.

Hi.